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Saturday, 26 December 2015

Patience Jonathan Arrested In The United States

We can confirm this afternoon that Dame Patience Jonathan has been arrested in the United States on orders of President Muhammadu Buhari for gross misconduct and misappropriation of State Funds. The News was broken by a close aide of the former First Lady who pleaded anonymity. The embattled First Lady was picked up at the JFK International Airport in New York by Men of a Special Unit of the DSS attached to the Nigerian Embassy in USA. According to her aide "President Jonathan is covered by immunity but Mama Peace isn't. So the way I see it, she might pay for all her husband's misgivings". Dame Patienece was arrested without offering any resistance, however she had this ti say "The wucked ones have come for me but their plans will fail. Aisha, God is seeing you. Sai Baba, God is seeing you. There is God in heaven. He will release me because I am innocent". Former President Jonathan has declined to comment.